Isn’t 16 year old Miley Cyrus just adorable? I’m sure every parent wants their teenage girl to look like this when they get paraded around in front of a hundred grown men with cameras. Oh just in case you don’t recognize him, the creepy old guy posing with her, that’s not her sugar daddy, that’s her actual daddy, as in father, as in man that shouldn’t let his 16 year old daughter go out of the house dressed like that.
now here’s her camel toe and more ass
The unique Lady Gaga surprised us one more time! The singer has released the final and official version of her latest single – “Bad Romance”. The song is taken from the album “The Fame: Monster” which has to be released on November 24 – , which is a revival of her debut album “The Fame”. The clip is extremely bizarre, and the sequences with Gaga half naked will most likely please the fans.
Children bring something special to a home: laughter, love … noise … a variety of odors … now to my point …
At a friends house today their teen daughter came in with her friends.
First they did NOT build them like that when I was in school. Second; parents should not allow their little darlings to go out in public with their tits pushed up and ass hanging out.
OH … you can bet if any of those girls parents caught a middle aged man looking at their little darling they’d be all over him, calling him a pervert and threatening to have him arrested.
I submit that it’s not the guys fault. Let’s be realistic here, you put barbequed steak on the table and the dog in the house is going to sniff.
Now here’s what I would love to see happen. This would surely put a stop to this nonsense?
Get yourself a burly looking older guy. Give him a pair of girls undergarments. Have him go knock on the future pregnant teens parents door. When they answer the door hand them the under-things and say: Here, she left these in my back seat and tell her I haven’t forgot she owes me 5 change out of that 20. Then just walk away as quickly as humanly possible.
Not saying it’s nice, not saying it’s what Oprah would do, just saying it would be effective.
Fun Challenge Of The Day:How did I go from being a recreational narcoleptic to an insomniac?
I once fell asleep on the Subway…..Sound normal to you? Maybe, until you realize I was standing up at the time, catching myself just prior to my face slamming into the floor…..Pretty troubling until you realize the increase in my narcoleptic symptoms was roughly correlational to my decision to take my relationship with Johnny Walker to a higher level.
Ok, fast forward to the mucus filled train wreck that is 2009. Now, instead of borrowing all of my wakefulness from Juan Valdez (my alertness line of credit as it were), all of a sudden I need a REM stimulant? I mean I know I’m getting older, but I always thought the “men” in menopause was meant to be ironic.
So, when you are involuntary awake at say 3 AM in the morning, its a great time to learn more about who you are. But, because my inner self has a restraining order against me, I go online instead. And if you think freaks are on twitter during the day, try checking out hot topics after the witching hour when the moon is full. Scintillating conversations that make the universe as described in the HBO show “True Blood” not only seem realistic, but preferable.
On the plus side, I don’t really miss dreaming. Every dream, every time, there I am, naked as a jaybird, usually in a very public place. At the movies? Naked. In the mall? Naked. At the high school reunion? Naked. Skydiving? Naked (the last one is by far my favorite btw). While initially entertaining, eventually the plot line becomes a little predictable – which of course requires me to sarcastically critique my own dreams – which I’m betting is not good for my mental health…..what’s left of it anyway.
So, this is what the future has to offer. Sleepless in Indiana. Even more hours to explore the depths of the abyss which can only be achieved through complete and utter boredom.
Well, at least I’m not naked.
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go back home
Upon my lap the brown haired girl sat
as naked as the day she was born
with the bottoms of her feet perched
securely upon the chairs top rungs
her arms wrapped tightly about my neck
the orbs of her ripe perky breasts
bounced on top of my heaving chest
as the brown haired girl rode me
for all she was worth and then some
the lips of her labia tightly gripping
my rock hard and throbbing cock
as upon the lance of my manhood
she impaled herself again and again
drove my swollen masculine flesh
ever upwards into the warm depths
of the velvety glove of her love canal
the honey pot of her hot and wet pussy
with the comfort of her womanly love
the sweetness of her willing spirit
she turned the sadness of the tragic loss
of a young friend into joy unspeakable
with her body she reaffirmed my life itself
from the chapel where his body lay
the funeral where his unexpected passing
was mourned by all who knew him
as far away from the cold kiss of a death
so sudden, tragic and quite unexpected
into the comforting arms of my lover
without looking back I surely fled
like an arrow straight to the target
where love conspires and lust conjoins
the sudden release of sexual tension
at first easing then driving away
the almost overwhelming sadness
threatening to consume my very soul
as my life flowed upwards and inwards
into the welcoming and fertile depths
of my brown haired lovers womb
where new life is born and nourished
protected as well as nurtured
so that as one dies another is born
as one is taken away another is added
the balanced once disturbed is restored
in time the wound will surely heal
though nothing will ever be
quite the same as it was before
yet life continues on as it always will
