Dirty Brooke Skye takes a bath

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Wonder why games aren't taken seriously?

Some hobbies are taken seriously, some are not. Some sports are taken seriously, some are not. Gaming is an activity popularly (and perhaps ignorantly) connected to immature and pubertal males. Why? Well, gaming tournaments like these definitly don’t help.

Game conventions like E3 are, to a large extent, the very display window of the game industry. And what would a gaming convention be without pleasant looking women with big boobs? Unheard of to most participants. We want to looka at new games, and we want them to be surrounded by half naked women.

A book convention or a film convention would be a much more classy experience. Why can’t games be classy? Well, that’s a good question. When a Counter Strike championship is taking place, and a pair of naked women start to rub themselves up against the competitors, in order to destract and test team loyalty, then serious isn’t exactly the first word that comes to mind.

When will the gaming industry grow up? Not in a while, it seems.

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Riri mostrando su talento

Asi es! Trashyanna mejor conocida como “monkey face-rana” dejo al descubierto su talento, si su enorme trasero en una presentacion que hizo para el programa good morning america, lo mas curioso es que a la Riri no le importo que hubiera niños en el publico y sin mas dejo salir su clasificacion R, pobre rana, ya no sabe que hacer para salvar su flop Retarded, quiero decir Rated R…

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Me gustan asi de grandes

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Ryan Phillippe es un DILF!

Por si alguien no sabe o no se acuerda quien es este hottie no los culpo, ya que ultimamente no ha tenido ni una sola pelicula exitosa y esta a punto de caer de la lista C a la D lo que significa series de television XD, por eso el buen Ryan (tal vez lo recuerden en peliculas como “juegos sexuales” o “se lo que hicieron el verano pasado”) y como el ex de Reese Whiterspoon decido llamar un poco la atencion y mostrarle a todo el mundo que todavia esta muy hot!! looking good babe, por cierto DILF = Dads(s) I(‘d) like to fuck XD

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NSFW November: Veronica Gamba, Miss November 1983

The lovely and talented Veronica Gamba, Playboy’s Miss November 1983, has a need for speed and a jealous streak.

Photographed by Arny Freytag

“I’m a very jealous person. Stupid jealous. I think it’s a sickness. It’s OK for me to look at other guys but not for my boyfriend to look at other girls. It’s so sick. I should be put away!”

Isn’t that so often the case with jealousy? We covet 100% of our lover’s attention, but excuse our own inability to reciprocate it: by extension, if we are all doing this, then we must only assume that the truth is we will never, ever get that 100% of anyone’s attention, it’s impossible and we’re all just lying to each other.

I’m striving to find a positive outcome from this chain of thought. How about this. Unless you are very, very lucky, the likelihood is that no one will ever be able to snap out of their own shit and love you as much as you deserve, nor even as much as you are capable of loving yourself, so maybe treat yourself more kindly than you do? I’m going to try to pull at least that small slice of upbeat advice from the devastating reality of human isolation and make that a project in positivity. Maybe I will take myself out on a date. If I get fresh with myself, I will slap me.

“I have fantasies about being a race-car driver. It’s not only the speed, it’s the enjoyment I get out of just looking at a car. I have very strange feelings when I look at a car I like. It’s a turn-on, kind of. I’m like, awed by it. I’ve driven as fast as 120 miles an hour. It’s like I’m going to die at any second; like I’m going to explode. I used to love to drive on the autobahn. Cars go by you like — shuuum! So far, I’ve gotten only one speeding ticket, and that was for doing 42 in a 30-mile zone. It wasn’t even worth getting a ticket at that speed!” (“Princess from the Pampas,” Playboy, November 1983)

I really understand where she’s coming from. I had my license revoked when I was 19 because I sped like a maniac. I accrued too many points on my record in a one year period, absolutely all from speeding tickets. It was the “exhibitionist speed” and “reckless endangerment” ones that put me over the top, I reckon. Fucking bullshit. But I recognized the dangerous side to my obsession with vehicular shenanigans and, even after my license was eligible to be reinstated, I did not immediately pursue getting it back. I waited until I was emotionally ready to have such a potentially fatal machine in my hands. (Again, so often — the secret shadow side of our hottest passion is the potential for our destruction.)

I still go for long, remote country drives and may from time to time, if I’m alone, get the speed going a little high, but I’ve come to understand that the more appropriate, safe, and comforting thrill I get from driving is the strong sense of being in control, of choosing my own destination. Plus, I have to live for my daughter’s sake, so I don’t allow myself to push the limits of my speed any longer.

Looks like that is likely the case for Ms. Gamba these days as well; according to the wiki, Veronica “has been married twice and has a child from each marriage, a son (Christopher), born 1980 and a daughter (Melissa) born in 1987″ (the wiki).

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Tara Reid Playboy Sneak Peak

Shhhh…Keep quiet. Nothing comes as easy as laying in Tara Ried’s bed all day, but just keep that a secret or it will be your biggest mistake. Just ask Tara Reid who now has to pose for Playboy to get attention. Two years ago if you told me Tara Reid was going to pose for Playboy I would have puked and cut out my eyes on sight. If you would have told me Tara Reid was going to pose for Playboy 7 years ago I would have blew my load right then and there because I was young and didn’t know that girls like Tara Reid were all over the place, just with different names. Today though we get a peak at Tara Reid in Playboy and I have to say that I’m some where in between with the feeling in my pants. When the full spread comes out I’ll decide if I want to jizz my pants or cut out my eyes.

Naken

  Sånn lå de, tett  og ved siden av hverandre, naken fra toppen og ned. Flott å se på i godværet!  Noe mangler på disse stolte figurene…. De ser litt triste ut, venter på å bli løftet opp på land og lagt under en presenning.  En har ikke fått av seg alt enda. Det siste lille hvite plagget står igjen. Blir så kaldt uten…  Lille speil på veggen der, hvem er vakrest ved bryggene her?? spør denne og venter på svar før gaffeltrucken vinteren kommer…..

Miley Cyrus's Young Body On Display

Isn’t 16 year old Miley Cyrus just adorable?  I’m sure every parent wants their teenage girl to look like this when they get paraded around in front of a hundred grown men with cameras.  Oh just in case you don’t recognize him, the creepy old guy posing with her, that’s not her sugar daddy, that’s her actual daddy, as in father, as in man that shouldn’t let his 16 year old daughter go out of the house dressed like that.

     
now here’s her camel toe and more ass
 

Lady Gaga, half naked in her new video "Bad Romance"

The unique Lady Gaga surprised us one more time! The singer has released the final and official version of her latest single – “Bad Romance”. The song is taken from the album “The Fame: Monster” which has to be released on November 24 – , which is a revival of her debut album “The Fame”. The clip is extremely bizarre, and the sequences with Gaga half naked will most likely please the fans.

Sexy Teen School Girl Outfits on Halloween

Children bring something special to a home: laughter, love … noise … a variety of odors … now to my point …

At a friends house today their teen daughter came in with her friends.

First they did NOT build them like that when I was in school.  Second; parents should not allow their little darlings to go out in public with their tits pushed up and ass hanging out.

OH … you can bet if any of those girls parents caught a middle aged man looking at their little darling they’d be all over him, calling him a pervert and threatening to have him arrested.

I submit that it’s not the guys fault.  Let’s be realistic here, you put barbequed steak on the table and the dog in the house is going to sniff.

Now here’s what I would love to see happen.  This would surely put a stop to this nonsense?

Get yourself a burly looking older guy.  Give him a pair of girls undergarments.  Have him go knock on the future pregnant teens parents door.  When they answer the door hand them the under-things and say: Here, she left these in my back seat and tell her I haven’t forgot she owes me 5 change out of that 20.  Then just walk away as quickly as humanly possible.

Not saying it’s nice, not saying it’s what Oprah would do, just saying it would be effective.

Fun Challenge Of The Day:
(be sure to post comment about your experience) Next time you see an under aged slut whoring it up with her parents, walk right up and proudly ask how much.

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Nihilistic Insomnia

How did I go from being a recreational narcoleptic to an insomniac?

I once fell asleep on the Subway…..Sound normal to you? Maybe, until you realize I was standing up at the time,  catching myself just prior to my face slamming into the floor…..Pretty troubling until you realize the increase in my narcoleptic symptoms was roughly correlational to my decision to take my relationship with Johnny Walker to a higher level.

Ok, fast forward to the mucus filled train wreck that is 2009. Now, instead of borrowing all of my wakefulness from Juan Valdez (my alertness line of credit as it were), all of a sudden I need a REM stimulant? I mean I know I’m getting older, but I always thought the “men” in menopause was meant to be ironic.

So, when you are involuntary awake at say 3 AM in the morning, its a great time to learn more about who you are. But, because my inner self has a restraining order against me, I go online instead. And if you think freaks are on twitter during the day, try checking out hot topics after the witching hour when the moon is full. Scintillating conversations that make the universe as described in the HBO show “True Blood” not only seem realistic, but preferable.

On the plus side, I don’t really miss dreaming. Every dream, every time, there I am, naked as a jaybird,  usually in a very public place. At the movies? Naked. In the mall? Naked. At the high school reunion? Naked. Skydiving? Naked (the last one is by far my favorite btw).  While initially entertaining, eventually the plot line becomes a little predictable – which of course requires me to sarcastically critique my own dreams – which I’m betting is not good for my mental health…..what’s left of it anyway.

So, this is what the future has to offer. Sleepless in Indiana. Even more hours to explore the depths of the abyss which can only be achieved through complete and utter boredom.

Well, at least I’m not naked.

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Comfort

Upon my lap the brown haired girl sat
as naked as the day she was born
with the bottoms of her feet perched
securely upon the chairs top rungs
her arms wrapped tightly about my neck
the orbs of her ripe perky breasts
bounced on top of my heaving chest
as the brown haired girl rode me
for all she was worth and then some
the lips of her labia tightly gripping
my rock hard and throbbing cock
as upon the lance of my manhood
she impaled herself again and again
drove my swollen masculine flesh
ever upwards into the warm depths
of the velvety glove of her love canal
the honey pot of her hot and wet pussy
with the comfort of her womanly love
the sweetness of her willing spirit
she turned the sadness of the tragic loss
of a young friend into joy unspeakable
with her body she reaffirmed my life itself
from the chapel where his body lay
the funeral where his unexpected passing
was mourned by all who knew him
as far away from the cold kiss of a death
so sudden, tragic and quite unexpected
into the comforting arms of my lover
without looking back I surely fled
like an arrow straight to the target
where love conspires and lust conjoins
the sudden release of sexual tension
at first easing then driving away
the almost overwhelming sadness
threatening to consume my very soul
as my life flowed upwards and inwards
into the welcoming and fertile depths
of my brown haired lovers womb
where new life is born and nourished
protected as well as nurtured
so that as one dies another is born
as one is taken away another is added
the balanced once disturbed is restored
in time the wound will surely heal
though nothing will ever be
quite the same as it was before
yet life continues on as it always will