I’m a Rhino and She’s a Hippo

There’s a hippo in my tub! There’s a hippo in my tub!

yelled I one morning with a smile

while my wife was taking a bath

how come I’m a hippo when your just as big as me?

my lovely wife asked with a frown

oh I’m a rhino! declared I laughingly

and why is that? her inquiring mind wanted to know

cause I have a horn to poke ya with

over my shoulder I replied while walking out the door

• Кайли Миноуг (Kylie Minogue)
• Хайди Клум (Heidi Klum)